Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

From Onion News Network International: North Korea’s space program will capture the moon and bring it home, a feat no Western nation could accomplish.

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25 Responses to “Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea”

  • princeKaitou1412:

    evrthng i said
    i …

    evrthng i said
    i mean u
    gay boy =)

  • koffiekpatcha:

    @princeKaitou1412 …
    @princeKaitou1412 What’s that you say. You-ra a simpleton with a gay boyhole that likes to suck dick? Why are you writing about yourself this way. This is information about you we on the internet don’t need to know dude. Keep your sexual preference to yourself and just support Nanct Pelosi. Rhat all!

  • maskedgunman:

    My god, some people …
    My god, some people leaving comments here think this is actually real…

    Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders…. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason… then accept it… –Buddha

  • uberfeeshfred:

    fuckin REALLY? …
    REALLY? retarted korean.

  • RobinScott93:

    Oh come on. He …
    Oh come on. He deserved it. I can only imagine you thinking I’m being “condescending” because you believed the video also. XD

  • princeKaitou1412:

    even such a simple …
    even such a simple sentence u cant understand?
    i said suck my dick.. gay boy hehe

  • brenno32:

    condescending prick
    condescending prick

  • koffiekpatcha:

    @princeKaitou1412 …
    @princeKaitou1412 Hey how about a “gay retarded dukk idiot like u..=) wanna be”? Whatcha say dude? Ya like that? Nancy does.

  • mecidlo:

    Peoples in his …
    Peoples in his country are hungry, but he have money for stupidity like this!

  • venedar:

    hahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahaha

  • CrunkRockSteadyEvan:

    i wish the koreans …
    i wish the koreans in my town werent so cold to white people, i wanna hear a direct translation of this

  • princeKaitou1412:

    ive rather choice …
    ive rather choice to be a gay
    than to be an retarded dull idiot like u.. =)
    wanna be

  • koffiekpatcha:

    @princeKaitou1412 …
    @princeKaitou1412 Worship Nancy Pelosi. She is a true comrad and she will save you and your gayness.

  • jonnyharding101:


    ahhhahhhaaaaahaahahahahahahahah hes an idiot

  • xguy55:

    rofl so funny
    rofl so funny

  • bobbyjr500:

    @CaptainDiscount i …
    @CaptainDiscount i no right

  • tiredofsuburbia:

    Looking through the …
    Looking through the comments section, I’m appalled at the number of people who don’t realize that this is a joke and just lack a sense of humor. WTF, people…

  • jackson4cool:

    hahaha this …
    hahaha this reminds me of the college humor videos

  • CaptainDiscount:

    ‘It will be the …
    ‘It will be the largest moon hand pedestal ever constructed’. Well I’m glad they are so confident they can build something that will support the weight of the moon.

  • princeKaitou1412:

    gay XD
    gay XD

  • princeKaitou1412:

    since u talk about …
    since u talk about sense of humor, why dont speak for ur self, u worship a gay guy like kim jung mental il.. what zup with that?.. you fit the mold dude.. gay people like u nid serious mental help =)

  • lookerup:

    Does he plan to …
    Does he plan to destroy us all?

  • keven3141:

    korean u dumbass. …
    korean u dumbass. LMAO why wud they be speaking a different language if this is apparently north korean news….. ahhahahahahahahahahaha

  • koffiekpatcha:

    @princeKaitou1412 …
    @princeKaitou1412 You know. You fit the mold dude. I don’t know why gay people such as yourself fail to have any sense of humor about your gayness. Lighten up my queen.

  • anodyne8:

    All I could think …
    All I could think of was how much that would screw up our gravity.

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